You, our valued vIsitor, are looking at our very own simple yet kinda productive web page for our military-inspired organization: the courageous MENINISTS!
The organization is filled to the brim with fellow men who are fighting against the villanous and almost creepy "Halkyard Femin-Invasion" where radical feminists have taken over our town's government. We are fighting for men's freeDom from those women and bring back peace to our town. E-mail us at email@example.com if you want to apply! We'll send Ninja George to help you sign in. (Only for Halkyardians.)